No day without a smile.
Best selection of jokes for the evening, reports the Chronicle.info with reference to the Telegraph.
Client is in the Laundry room:
- Look what you’ve done!
- I don’t see anything wrong. On the contrary, well-laundered white lace.
- Lace?! It was a sheet.
Don’t like two-faced people: don’t know what the face to beat.
Drivers of minibuses are paying in shops, standing with his back to the cashier.
Clerics are increasingly choosing SUVs because God works in mysterious ways.
Only in our country, the estimates for the launch of the waterbus no surprise line the total “purchase of rails and sleepers.”