Smile a new day. Jokes for a good mood for today 8 December 2017

Jokes for a good mood for today 8 December 2017.

 Посміхніться новому дню. Анекдоти для доброго настрою на сьогодні 8 грудня 2017

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Before you say anything to my wife, I always take both her hands in his.

To me something did not come.

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Not losing weight and not sway by the summer, because I see no reason to have a perfect body with the face of the caretaker of the vegetable base.

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The collection of underwear XXL Ivanovna’Victoria’s secret.

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A businessman comes to the office with a group of foreigners and says to the Secretary:

– Irina, me a coffee, please, and the three goats – yogurt.

A voice from the group:

– Two goats. I’m a translator.

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Vadik issued from corporate new year party 1 liter of alcohol, 1 kg of food and 52 kg of the Secretary.

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Remember you grandmother about computers tried to explain? Now on the example of bitcoins you can understand her feelings.

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We don’t need a humidifier, we have my grandfather’s sneezes.

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We think that our players play for our country, and they play with our taxes.

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My grandfather was for a healthy lifestyle. Always ridden a bike. For vodka, though, but on the bike.

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And you also noticed that men’s shirts on women look better?

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