Only positive: the choicest anecdotes on the evening of Monday

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No day without a smile.

Let Your evening will be filled with positive energy, reports the Chronicle.info with reference to the Telegraph.

Dear women that I offended, don’t worry, my good!

There were still a bitch, which is for all of you avenged!

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Announcement:

“Looking for a handsome young man with blue eyes who passionately hugged me in the bus, so I didn’t fall. GIVE ME MY PHONE ASSHOLE!!!”

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If a man ceases to shave every day, change socks, to apologize, to compliment, to give flowers… all right, calm down: it’s yours!

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  • Strange you… Came over, messed with, gone!
  • Well, it would be foolish to come to spoil and stay…

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  • I’m sorry.
  • For what?
  • You’re a woman, so I think that I had to apologize.

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