Only in a good mood.
Funny jokes that will not let you sad this evening, reports the Chronicle.info with reference to the Telegraph.
They said: “Leave the nerves at home.”
House say: “Leave your nerves at work.”
So where exactly to do with nerves, damn it?!.
Perhaps someday Google usovershenstvuetsya so that you can enter the query: “Where’s my cell?” — and then to answer: “Under the sofa!”
- Look, why do you have a Mat over the floor?
- Usually does not work.
Now eternal: I’m always without money…
Lucy changed all the phone numbers… Sold the apartment… Changed address… did everything that he could no longer find her. And he was not going to look for her!