Only in a good mood.
Humor for our readers, reports the Chronicle.info with reference to the Telegraph.
— Here we are recently in mountain climbing, I decided a barbecue fires, but the fire could not.
Well, probably, climbed high, not enough oxygen.
— Did you hear what smart people say? Not enough oxygen! And you harp on like a parrot: need firewood, firewood…
The girls are very good. They can forgive the guy, even if he is innocent.
Want to stop using emoticons in correspondence, but unfortunately, formulating the proposal in such a way that without emoticons, they look like a curse.
— To you coffee with cognac?
— Without cognac?
— Without coffee.
Before I watched her figure, now just watching.