Evening jokes about weight loss and expensive gifts

Вечерние анекдоты о похудении и дорогих подарках

Only in a good mood.

Humor for our readers, reports the Chronicle.info with reference to the Telegraph.

Вечерние анекдоты о похудении и дорогих подарках

— Here we are recently in mountain climbing, I decided a barbecue fires, but the fire could not.

Well, probably, climbed high, not enough oxygen.

— Did you hear what smart people say? Not enough oxygen! And you harp on like a parrot: need firewood, firewood…

Вечерние анекдоты о похудении и дорогих подарках

The girls are very good. They can forgive the guy, even if he is innocent.

Want to stop using emoticons in correspondence, but unfortunately, formulating the proposal in such a way that without emoticons, they look like a curse.

Вечерние анекдоты о похудении и дорогих подарках

— To you coffee with cognac?

— No.

— Without cognac?

— Without coffee.

Вечерние анекдоты о похудении и дорогих подарках

Before I watched her figure, now just watching.

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