Smile a new day. Jokes for a good mood on the 14th of June 2018

Jokes for a good mood on 14 June 2018.

Посміхніться новому дню. Анекдоти для доброго настрою на 14 червня  2018 року

Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of fun anecdotes.

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– Sam, can you give a forecast of our prospects in the economy?
Can. Can give optimistic, pessimistic and can can real.
– And what is real?
Well, real is two times worse than pessimistic, informs Rus.Media.

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Doctor, if you cure me from the addiction, I’ll add you as a friend!

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– Abram, how are you?
I don’t understand! Sho is the question? We Shaw did not live in the same state?

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– You get off at the next stop?
– No.
– So let’s switch.
– What do you have?

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Cheap the panic room: dark and everywhere the rake…

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– Good morning.
– But there is no need to impose your opinion!

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– Sarah, can you imagine Izzy in his will left 100 thousand dollars for that Purpose, who 40 years ago refused him to get married!
– That’s what I call GRATITUDE!

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– Father, I want to confess.
– Get Twitter and let me be.

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– Sara, happy birthday! And how much did you get hit?
– When I married This, I was 20 and he was 40, so I was half your age. The Seventh is now 70, and I was 35!

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– Comrade seller, the meat is fresh?
– I don’t know, I have a cold.

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Your cow accidentally smokes?
– No, not really.
– If you have a burning barn…

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– Celia, where have you been?! I’m worried! Suddenly you are all well…

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Behind nearly every great man is a woman who couldn’t stand his brain.

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Grandmother Sonya loved Skype.
– No, you will finally see, what a thing. And it seems we have guests, and feeding is not necessary.

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And where is your horse?
– Sho you say, horse, I sell chickens, where are you looking?
– I look at the price…

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– Rabinovich, borrow a hundred rubles?
– Who?

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Wherever I went with my wife, everywhere would be better without a wife…

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The phrase “goose pig is not a friend” Turkey provoked a fight, barn, shed.

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I forgot: must be healthy food or meal?

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