Grandma saw in a bookstore a book “If animals could talk” and decided to buy it for my 6 year old granddaughter. As it turned out, the book is not about cute animals.
This book was with a bright cover and pictures of animals, so grandma bought it without even opening. At first, the girl had forgotten about the book, and later decided to read it together with my dad. Lucky to have turned out to be an adult.
At the beginning of the book all was well, the gorilla talked about how much she loves bananas, but then labels have changed. On the second visit, the chicken said, “let’s blow the roof of that bastard”.
“Let’s blow the roof of that bastard”. Chicken
Scrolling through the book, the girl’s mother called the grandmother and asked if she opened the book, and received a negative response. After that, she posted a photo of some pages from this book in Twitter.
“Don’t pretend you’re not impressed.” Horse
“What was I saying?” Goldfish. “Rise and Shine, asshole”. Bird
“I think I have a cocaine problem”. Polar bear. “Where the hell are my keys?” Kangaroo
“Surprise, bitch”. Chameleon. “I didn’t want to hurt you”. Hedgehog