Want to know who the star was awarded the title of “the Best wife in the world”? !
12th place — Scorpio
Incredibly attractive, staggeringly intelligent and breathtakingly beautiful lady Scorpion — the worst wife in the world. Because to marry a Scorpio — it means to sell themselves into slavery. Of course, to serve such a beautiful lady and even somewhat honorable, but there is one problem: while you will get used to its complex nature and learn to Dodge the sudden slap, will have time to make the baldness, erectile dysfunction and old age pension. And it is here that she will change you for thirty years hot macho with such a mustache, reports Rus.Media.
11th place — Fish
To marry a Fish — the same thing to have a cat in the house will live a very beautiful creature, all life will see you as a fragrant unfortunate result of the lengthy digestion process. When this Fish is far more expensive cats, and that’s good bring the same: sometimes, if the Fish deigns to dwell in a good mood, it will be possible to take the pen and a little bruise. Maybe she even pourchet. And it’s purring acquired taste, like hard drugs: the first time and forever. Because even if you get off the needles, life will still be empty and meaningless. Great, right?
10th place — Leo
Wife-a showcase and exhibition of achievements of national economy. If the economy has turned out not to karatnik in each ear of a Lioness and a couple of carats on her ring finger — down the drain: heavy clawed paw hit on this very farm. A lot of pain. And, even worse, irreversible. In the sense that to part with the Lion still will not work: theoretically, of course, possible, almost all other women after he married the Lioness seem to be pale copies of living people. And for the other Lionesses some now too poor, ha ha.
9 — Sagittarius
The wife of Satan. Warns that her men do not need anything other than his immortal soul, but here it is, please provide in the undivided use. Not that Arrow is very interested in this soul takes place, just seek assurances for the future. And future together in understanding Sagittarius is the following: as she says — so be it. Always. Otherwise — here is the clause in the contract, forever you will burn in hell. Forever!
8 — Gemini
Gemini — a dangerous wife. There are women with whom the man sees himself as a great hero, there are women with whom a man feels himself a failure, and there are girls Twins. They know who he really is. Pretending to be useless: the Twins look to the essence, fed from the hands of domestic beasts, scratching behind the ear and allowed on the sofa. The problem is that really few people are willing to become acquainted with their inner monsters. And have.
7th place — Aries
Everyone knows that to live with the Aries — it’s like sitting on a volcano, but few actually understand, for what it’s worth the risk of precious buttocks. And we know, in a flame of temper of the Aries can be any metal chock to heat, beat a little and then harden and then get some thing beautiful and useful at the farm. In fact, about what happens with men of sheep, and they, as a rule, very pleased with it. Every one of them. Unhappy with the Rams Chermet pass to the smelter.
6th place — Libra
To marry Scales on all sides profitable venture: on the one hand, this is the “real woman”, the dream of all men: soft, gentle and docile girl, beautiful, though somewhat nervous hostess, a skilled the best way, smart, beautiful and sexy thing. In those days, when the Scales inclined to goodness and joy. Which, frankly, does not happen often. The rest of the time Libra devote to suffering, scandals, crying and eating other people’s brains teaspoon. But it also makes a very, very beautiful.
5th place — Virgo
Five of the best wives opens virgin — not so much the wife’s best friend and ally. Virgo is convinced that the husband and wife should not look at each other, and to one side, and the one that the virgin would choose. So to be the husband of the virgin, one side is extremely beneficial is how to be an alpha male in a wolf pack: the leader, of course, is not you, but the she-wolf, but a formal status you have. If you’re not a sheep in wolf’s clothing.
4th place — Taurus
An honorable fourth place goes to the Calf — the woman should get married if you’re funny beggar roshidi. Because the Taurus is a gift to grow from poor rosgolla, successful thieves, fun but, as a rule, somewhere lost. So to marry the Body is necessary, if you think the cat’s in your head is a lot of fun. So, three thousand five hundred and eighteenth time just as fun as the first.
3rd place — Capricorn
Completing the top three Ibex — women who know the recipe of family happiness. Elementary, My Dear Watson! The perfect man must marry the perfect woman, nothing could be easier, right? So Capricorns get married, common sense and sober calculation, and not some kind of mythical love. And then live with my perfect husband in love and harmony, till death do them part. Criteria of perfection, we probably do not give whom the Capricorn will choose — they can look in the mirror, and the other nothing know of such terrible things. To sleep then don’t.
2nd place — Aquarius
Second place goes to Aquarius — and that’s only because Aquarians don’t like to be the first: something to strive for, then, huh? Aquarius woman — almost mythical woman, the main character man’s dreams: forever young (ninety Aquarians know how to laugh, as freshman); eternally beautiful, because the temperament of Aquarians timeless; forever odd, because Aquarius will always live my life with my husband and will never live it one. The problem here is only one: you seven pairs of iron boots will real grind, while you’re following her around and whining: “marry me, please!”
1st place — Cancer
Lady-Cancer is not so easy to persuade him into marriage, but if failed it will show itself in all its glory: she and clever, and beautiful, and the hostess. Is leads home, perfectly growing kids, friends with her husband’s relatives. Always support a loved one, you always please everyone. Because family is important. Most importantly, she said! And who will neglect their family responsibilities, that she will take a steel claw for a spot. And here, of course, could be pitied, not married to any Scorpions, but… should be spared. Klats-klats.