Called this miracle Yulia, not drinking, not Smoking, not swearing, and then we were dumbfounded …

In the spring of 199 … year came to us a new employee.

Звали це диво - Юленька, не пила, не курила, не лаялася матом, а потім ми остовпіли ...

In the spring of 199… year came to us for a substation of the new employee. Tender growth meter forty, with thin girlish ponytail at the nape, white curls at the temples, a small, round glasses. Called this miracle Yulia, Rus reports.Media.

Yulia didn’t drink, didn’t smoke, not swearing, talking about men at all scary to think… That ten-year-old child in the pack of wolves away. Talked to Yulia thin-thin voice and almost immediately got the nickname “mouse”.

Звали це диво - Юленька, не пила, не курила, не лаялася матом, а потім ми остовпіли ...

Men in the presence of Yulia was shy and lost. Even a terrible man-mountain, Dr. the eighth brigade Pragin, holder of a black belt in karate, weighing one hundred sixty pounds, talked exclusively mate. When Pragya shook any bullies, violent drunks – he was crying and curled up in the darkest corners.

Imagine an angry Pragya were you scared at all… But Pragya loved children and dogs, and is not afraid… to see Julie, Pravin blushed, turned pale, became very polite and serious, all the time trying to treat her with something tasty – chocolates or ice cream at the first opportunity and took her in the night third number in the eighth team (he worked with a permanent paramedic Igorka), and immediately put to bed. “To turn out a kid, let him sleep” – explained Progin superiors and argue with him no one dared.

Despite the small dimensions, nurse practitioner Julie was cool, able, not afraid of anything, working with her was easy and pleasant. Gradually Julie began to put on one team, but only on the daily semi-diurnal. If anyone dared to leave the “mouse” in one night… Pragin would have killed him…

Delicate, airy…

I worked as always in “odiare” home of the twenty-second brigade. After lunch received a call on transportation “shaking” from the emergency room arrived, loaded the patient, invited place… acne has always been on the steering wheel, in full military uniform and within fifteen minutes we brought the sufferer to the nearest “plant health”.

The hospital had two receiving branches. In one case therapy, neurology, gynecology and other crap, and the other with surgery and trauma. The patient passed no problem and sat down to write a card behind a glass fence for the sisters, at their table. From the hallway I could not see…

The door opened and the receiver of leaked Yulia, taking the elbow of grandma.

Quick, what do you carry?!! – was heard from the far end of the corridor.

— Grandma, cholecystitis… — answered barely audible squeak.

Wait!!.. The patient sit on the couch in the hallway!

Okay. Wait…

Five minutes from the depths of the foster popped surgeon. A typical surgeon… big fat fellow with a hairy chest and arms, a thick gold chain on the neck, a brazen face and a bull in the teeth. Operatsionniy shirt was pulled tightly against the fat belly and was tucked into her pants. Right-hand surgeon was lazily potecial chest hair at the neckline of operatsionniy…

— Listen, girl, we’re closed said chlenistonogie “friend”- I will not accept the patient…

But the center gave the place to you…

— Damn it, you little booger, what did you hear me?

— Do not quarrel, please, I’ll call it in and find out…

— Come on, come on, fine, bells.

I listened to the conversation, put the map and pen to the side and wondered, is it time to intervene. But things rapidly took an interesting turn, and intervention is not needed…

On the wall in the hallway hung the phone. Julie dialed the number of a senior doctor, told him the situation, listened to the answer and turned to the surgeon:

Center says soon you open, a senior doctor ordered the patient to leave, please tell me who makes?..

— You fucking little fart, I e… your center and your senior doctor gets in the ambulance…on the ad, I don’t know any x… and listen do not know, take the grandmother and went away…!!!!!

I almost jumped up from the table and then the whole receiver was a scream. I even could not imagine that the mouse has such a commanding voice:

— Uh….and you in the mouth and the ears of represa…BL….they proj…them bad…them oxy…senior PI…Yuk ProE…u OPIE……senior from a private Samud….you stand m…to baldness, bear th…as much as my ears hurt, I have this…x or x…La… x, tell me the name of NIT and not yelling….Xia magnoila bitch!!!

Julia jumped to the surgeon, pulled on the belly pants, put her back a rolled tube “aprovado” and released the elastic. Gum snapped loudly in the large stomach. Surgeon hiccupped and mumbled a barely audible name. Julia jumped out of the pit, slamming the door. From the ceiling rained plaster. In the pit of silence… he could Hear rustling a bull, falling to the floor of the mouth surgery.

I got up from the table, walked turned into a pillar of salt surgeon and moved to the exit. The face of the surgeon, it was as if he saw a devil or an alien…

On the porch was not receiving anyone. At a little distance stood my “RAF”, he was sitting behind the wheel and smoked.

— Hear what happened Julie? Flew out of the pit, like a scalded cat, jumped into “stone” and they rushed out of the fire…

— Hell knows, Vit, then ask. Went…

Toward morning we brought another patient to the surgeon. The surgeon was sitting sad in his sight, under his eye he poured a gigantic black eye… On the table before him lay broken to pieces, a gold chain and “aprovados” a man with a perforated ulcer. The name was taken “aprovada” was Pragin…

At six in the morning I was sitting in the dining room and brewed tea. Entered Julie.

— Can I sit with you, drink a Cup of tea? Demi Lovato me, as always, left to sleep but can not sleep something.

— Yulia, you have to ask.

I brewed a second Cup and pulled from the pocket of his overcoat a packet of biscuits.

— Yulia, well, I did not expect from you…

— What?

— How do you surgeons chase, …well, give, damn…

— Have you heard?

— I sat at the counter, whip out not have time.

Oh, our guys don’t tell anyone. Okay?

— Okay, I won’t.

I wasn’t told!

PS Yuliya Nikolaevna Pagina graduated from College, his residency and became a gynecologist. Now working in a large clinic, operates and sometimes on duty with the receiving Department. Of patients taking without sound, skated. But God forbid her to get nasty. Hear this… Anyone have?

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